Hungover

[Phillis Von Christ]

The previous night was a complete blur. Phillis couldn't remember a thing that had happened. All he knew was that his head was killing him and that he woke up in the church looking like a mess and reeking of alcohol.

He sat up hesitantly, moaning in pain. Ah, fuck. Was it that drink I bought? He gripped his forehead in pain. Somehow being hungover in church didn't feel right. At all.

[Steele]

"Aye he lives." Steele(human form) laughs tossing a coin pouch in the air and catching it repeatedly.
"Dappa ye should know betta' than ti jus' pass out in a buildin'. That's like givin' yer coins up fir Steele." He says smiling then extending his hand to Phillis.
"Di ye need help up Dappa? Ye sure di know how ti party don't ye?"

[Phillis Von Christ]

Phillis looked at Steele. He shook his head as he sat up on his own. "I'm fine. Ugh. I feel like I'm dieing, actually. " He groaned as he shifted uncomfortably.

"What're you doing here anyways?"

[Steele]

"Ye lightweight." Steele laughs. "Din't ye remember anythin' about last night?"

[Phillis Von Christ]

"Uh.." Phillis thought a moment. " I remember throwing up. That's all."

[Steele]

"Oh ho ho." Steele laughed. "Ye mean ye din't remember runnin' around hollerin' aboot nd' thin settin' thee animals free in thee pet shops? Er gettin into a riot with some nit ova' who thee best cook' n' toon was?" Steele laughed harder.
"Er how aboot when ye ran right into thee school nd' carved Dante's name right in thee front doors?"

[Phillis Von Christ]

Phillis gasped, he was embarrassed by the thought. " I did all that?!"

[Steele]

"Oh hinny, that was just thee middle of thee night before thee party ye threw." Steele says tossing Phillis's coins back to him.

[Phillis Von Christ]

Phillis caught the coins. He was completely confused by what Steele was saying. " Did I do anything else? Anything completely humiliating?"

[Steele]

"Well ye got almost everyone in toon ti come to thee center nd' party. Ye jumped into thee toon fountain nd' started dancin nd' soon otha's did too." Steele laughed.
"Oi nd' then ye fought a lad and knocked him out cold because he stepped on yer shoes nd' then ye started dancin' with yer shirt off." He chuckled.
"Phillis, and this is comin' from a werewolf, but ye are a party animal!"

[Phillis Von Christ]

Obviously I'm great at partying, I'm great at everything but... how humiliating. " Oh god, what'll I do? I can't show my face around town after that!" Phillis asked, he still didn't trust Steele very much, but he was the only person there to talk to.

[Steele]

"Well givin' time tis will blow ova' but if I were ye I would take a showa' ye drunk." Steele laughed.
"Ye care what people think too much Dappa. If I were ye I'd be outside right now baskin' in all thee destruction ye caused. I did mention thee party turned into a riot right? Yer lucky I was there when they started gangin' up on ye Dappa."

[Phillis Von Christ]

" Clearly you don't know me well because I don't care what other people think." Phillis said, stubbornly. Although lately he had been rather self conscious. "I doubt it turned into a riot. You're being over-dramatic."

[Steele]

"Well how many people make a riot? I dee guess it twas' moor' of a big fight than a riot i din't know I was just punchin' as many as I could nd' then some buildin' twas on fire." Steele laughed. "What a night. Ye crashed here aroond five' when thee moon went down nd' I guess I kind've crashed here too."

[Phillis Von Christ]

"Holy crap.." Phillis muttered. " I guess I came here because it's the place I'm most comfortable with. I'm pretty lucky I'm still in one piece. Sorry to cause you trouble, anyways." he apologized mostly because he felt that most people would in that situation. He wasn't sincerely sorry, but he felt that he should be a good person and at least pretend to be.

[Steele]

"Aye I should be thankin ye Dappa. Not often I get a night like that." Steele chuckled. "Si what were ye doin' drunk as a sailor anyways, I din't picture ye as thee drinkin' type."

[Phillis Von Christ]

"It was kind of nice, actually." Phillis said. "It was my first time trying it. It felt nice to be so oblivious to all the trouble around me but the pain afterwards is just too horrible. I don't think I'll be doing it again any time soon." he sighed as he sat down, slouching. "You ever drink before?"

[Steele]

"Dappa I'm goin' ti let ye in on an interestin' fact. Werewolves din't get drunk, rephrase, werewolves CAN'T get drunk. Thee regeneration would sober ye up befor' ye can get thee second bottle down nd' if ye dee manage ti drink enough ti get drunk, it'd only be a matter of moments befor' ye return ti normal."

[Phillis Von Christ]

"Seriously?" Phillis asked, surprised by the fact. "Well, I guess it does make sense. Still surprising though, I thought anybody could get drunk."

[Steele]

Steele chuckled. "I take it this was yer' first time havin' one?" He asks.