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Post by Phillis Von Christ on Jun 8, 2012 9:39:30 GMT -5
"Enforcing the rules? Well you should feel like a fucking idiot because you're doing a terrible job. Tell me, how are you enforcing rules? If you were doing that properly than you wouldn't be standing here because you wouldn't need me to tell you law-breakers go to jail. If you were properly enforcing the rules than you would actually be doing something productive at the moment, instead of wasting my fucking time."
"You're right on the nose king, she is wasting your time trying to talk sense into you. Because sometimes, the rules must be bent to make sure the law is followed. You will learn this lesson in due time... Whether you learn it in time is something only time knows." Roe said to the king. Then he turned to Namari. "And thank you for defending me. It's more than many have done for me in my life. But from I've seen, even if she doesn't do the best job at enforcing the rules she's doing a much better job than you are." He snarled out at the king.
Post by Phillis Von Christ on Jun 8, 2012 9:49:00 GMT -5
Phillis rolled his eyes. "And yet I'm the king. Could you imagine that? I don't care if you speak down to me. I don't see you doing anything other than waltzing in here and running your mouth. You can leave now though. You've made your point."
"I'm not speaking down to you. I am speaking the truth. What I see at the inn, in the streets... This is no kingdom. It is a dictatorship with the wealthy living in the castle and everybody else trying to survive. They kill, thieve, and do anything they can just to buy a loaf of stale bread. In fact, I've even gone so far as to adopt a girl to prevent the starvation of herself. Do your job, and I'll speak the truth again. Hopefully in a better light."
Post by Phillis Von Christ on Jun 8, 2012 9:59:03 GMT -5
Phillis raised an eyebrow. "This kingdom isn't that bad off. You act like it's the fucking plague. Well, I have news for you, it's much better off here than when it first started. I am doing my job, and I've been doing a pretty damn good job under the circumstances. Now leave, right fucking now, before I have someone take you by force."
Roe moved quickly, and was an inch from the king's face in less than a second. "Listen here you bloody fool! You can't know what it's like out there because all you do is rot in this stinking fucking castle all bloody day! You don't know what's going on out there because you can't be bothered to get off of your spoiled ass to go see it! And you go and try to remove me with force, in an enclosed space like this I will slaughter every last guard you send at me should they try and touch me. Because there is a plague, king. It's name is Phillis."
Post by Phillis Von Christ on Jun 8, 2012 21:52:01 GMT -5
"I'll have you know I've lived in Avaleur as a regular citizen before and I regularly check on my citizens to see how things are going by. Don't act like you know how I live my life. Learn some respect and stop assuming things."
"I don't assume. I call it how I see it. But if you do look upon your citizens like you say you do, you aren't a good king. Stop looking and see what is going on." Roe said.
Post by Phillis Von Christ on Jun 9, 2012 12:31:18 GMT -5
"You're contradicting yourself." Phillis rolled his eyes. "No matter I say, in your eyes I'll be seen as a bad king. Well, go ahead and say what you'd like. I couldn't care less for your immature opinions. I have more important things, this kingdom included, to care about. And you're currently taking that time away from me."
Roe smiled slyly. "I know exactly what I said, king. And when you figure it out, then you'll be ready to lead. Until then, I have to say that it'll be a mutt running the kingdom. Until next time, mutt." With that, Roe took Namari's hand and kissed the top, as was custom for a blood elf, and then turned and left. As he was leaving, he stopped.
"Good luck, Namari." He said. Then he left the castle and headed for the inn.
Post by Namari Lovelle on Jun 10, 2012 7:29:24 GMT -5
Namari stared at Phillis with a hateful expression. "Everything he said was right you know."
"And if I am not doing my job, you insult all of my knights. All of our guards. I do not do my job, you say? My first job is to protect you, and if you truly believe I am not doing my job then fine. If I can not protect my people, I will not protect you. If you're stupid enough, then let me take some of your guards away to try and help the people of Avaleur!" Namari knew he wouldn't do it. He feared his own death, and he could not protect himself. He would decline her thought, as he had with all of her thoughts.
Post by Phillis Von Christ on Jun 10, 2012 9:25:03 GMT -5
"Go ahead." Phillis scoffed, he was so angry he couldn't care less. "You're all doing a shitty job anyways!" he added. Though, he knew they weren't doing a bad job. He was just angry. "That's the best idea you've had in a long time. So go ahead. I won't stop you."
Post by Namari Lovelle on Jun 10, 2012 9:52:26 GMT -5
Namari raised her eyebrows in surprise. But they quickly furrowed in anger. "Fine! You're an idiot Phillis, we have an idiot for a king! Fuck it, I'm done arguing with you,m I'm leaving! Have fun being a dick, my king" she hissed at Phillis before swirling around and stomping away from him, hand in a fist.